sarah's sincere sayings

imagine the following quotes being said in an adorable english accent:

"i'm gaining weight and finding toy cars in my coat. somethings gotta give." you'd have to understand the context in which this was said, to understand why i found this to be so funny. but, all i could manage to say in response was, "preview to motherhood."

tired and distraught from venting about her devil child, sarah lied helpless on my bed and said, "it's terrible to say you hate a child."